A Ravenclaw Fan Fiction for Harly

I just got back from a Lock-out at my friend's Amelia's church and I didn't go to sleep. At all. Seeing as how I'm delusional and somewhat, strangely hyper, I shall post this.

A Ravenclaw House Fan Fiction

~Dedicated to Harly and all the other Ravenclaws out there that just want some love~

One day, in the Ravenclaw common room, Harly sat sharpening her knife kit, Poptart was prancing around listening to music and writing uplifting poetry, and Entriken was reading "War and Peace". And G.P. was playing Guitar Hero while eating a cold meatloaf sandwhich but that's not important right now, he just wanted to be in the story.

Any who...

As I said, Entriken was reading "War and Peace" and it offered great distraction so that he could think of a way to ask Harly out.

"Uh Harly, I was wondering if..."

"If you ask me out, this goes through your skull." retorted Harly menicingely (sp?) whilst holding a particularly crude and scary looking axe (A gift from her cool Slyth friend Bekah who stole it from "Slytherin Rising"). Let it be said that Entriken backed down.

Suddenly, Bekah flew through the secret entrance way that connects the common room to the library.

"Hey, you can't come in here!" said Entriken, trying to be manly.

"Shut up, I'm a Slytherclaw, of course I can. But that's not important right now, it's... it's..." but the tension was too much for Bekah so Mikayla, who doesn't read Harry Potter but is very Slytherin-ish anyways, had to jump in...

"I GIANT CONGA LINE OF CRAZY PEOPLE DOING 'JIMMY JIMMY PA' AND VAMPIRE BUNNIES!" Mikayla-la then fainted dramatically but not without blowing a kiss to Poptart. Poptart shuddered and then screamed and ran for cover. That's when....

SUPER!SNAPE appeared!

"I'll save you! In the name of..."

"Justice?"

"No."

"Love?"

"No."

"Chunky Deer Gumbo?" said Nicole, popping out of nowhere.

"Heavens no," Sevvy-poo said, throwing up a little in his mouth.

"In the name of... LILY!" he cried, flying off to the grounds where the major battle was taking place as Harry fell on the floor, screaming in terror.

Then, the Slyth4 (Deanna, Luella, Marlie, and Rianne) pop out of nowhere and join Snapey-pie in the battle. The Stupid4 (Harly, Bekah, Poptart, and Mikayla-la) ran after them while a heartbroken Entriken decided to let out all of his emotions via depressing poetry.

Part 1, The end.

I guess I will continue this sometime later but I'm hungry and tired. Bye! (If you didn't get half of this, it's because it is mainly composed of inside jokes.)

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THE other BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!! (Part 2 in this mini series or what not of Ravenclaw house stories)