Part 2 in the Claw Series...
Last week (or whenever), we left our heros and others leaving the security of Ravenclaw common room with its many blue couches and book cases to go to the Hogwarts grounds to fight the evil Jimmy Jimmy Pa conga line and the evil, vampiric or whatever type of bunnies! The HORROR!....
As the Stupid4 flew down the steps they made a stop at the Hufflepuff common room conveniently placed somewhere no one knows because they never mention it in the books. Bekah tapped out the beginning of Hey Jude on the door as a signal to tell her Puffy friends to let them in.
Annairb answered the door in a spy-like manner and with twitchy, shifty eyes.
"You called for me young Grasshoppers?"
"Yes Anna, now cut the crap and let us in, there's a crisis of great proportion going on outside!" Harly screamed.
"Fwine," Annairb said, rolling her eyes and moving back.
The Stupid4 moved into the common room and were repulsed. Whoever had ever thought that mustard yellow and black went well together clearly needed to be institutionalized.
Rolyat sat on a gigantic, comfy looking black couch reading Twilight (again) and crying.
"Rolyat, stop crying so that we can tell you what's going on," Bekah stated tapping her foot inpatiently on the floor.
"I'm not an overly-emotional Hufflepuff, I swear!" she said, wiping her tears away.
"Alrighty gang, what's going on?" Anna said in the same voice as that creepy Spanish video I have to watch every single week. (ARGH!)
"Well, you may or may not have been able to look out a window to see but since we have no idea where your common room is, that's impossible," Mikayla-la started. "You see, there's this conga line..."
"Doing Jimmy Jimmy Pa..."
"And there's these bunnies..."
"VAMPIRIC BUNNIES!!"
The Stupid4 hastily explained, blurting in over each other.
"Well, Harly and Bekah can take the bunnies seeing as how, well... you know, their condition..." Poptart said while the rest of the people in the room started scratching the back of their heads. Harly and Bekah nodded and ran off to join the rest in the battle taking place on the grounds. But not before everyone saw their awsome blood red eyes. But that's a WHOLE other story that I may or may not explain at another point in time.
The rest of the Stupid4 and their Puffy compadres followed suit and went out onto the grounds.
What they saw left them dumbstruck. It was utterly terrible! Cheesy, fake, Monty Python style bunnies were running amuck. Deanna had gotten out her awsome axe and was going stab-happy with the cheerful conga liners. Marlie brought out her broom and was chucking bludgers at the bunnies. Snape was throwing probably illegal potions at most everyone and the conga liners just kept on dancing. It was... disturbing... to say the least. Especially since both of the Snape's were laughing quite manically.
There was soon a faint rumble, growing louder and louder.
"What is that?" Poptart asked, looking around at her compadres to see if they knew. They all just shrugged and started looking for the source of the noise.
Suddenly, a stampede of tall, skinny, blonde girls appeared, all in cheerleading uniforms saying...
"The Mary-Sues?" asked Anna, very confudled at this whole situation and seriously wondering what this author was smoking as she wrote this fan fiction!
One of the girls piped up. "Why yes! We are the Mary-Sues, the perfect, smart, popular, athletic, and beautiful characters that inhabit many poorly written stories where the author has no imagination to make a character with flaws. My name is Serenity Flowerpetal Moonshine Alexandra Sunshine Darling." the girl said dazily, twirlling her hair on her finger.
"Okay then," said Rolyat, in her Dumbledore voice.
"BAD NEWS KIDS!" screamed Anna, running wildly in the other direction.
"Okay, this story is getting way out of hand!" said Super!Snape, flying in and taking authority.
"Uh, dude, there's blood all over you," said Mikayla-la, kind of disgusted.
"Oh, yeah, whatever. I think this author needs to finish this story and stop getting sidetracked." he continued.
Then a chourus line danced in!!
Just Kidding.
Harly and Bekah were able to successfully defeat the vampiric bunnies (with the help of their totally hawt friend, Eddy), Deanna got so mad, she disembodied the Mary-Sues and the conga-liners with her super awsome axe as her friends and family watched in horror (well, except for Caitlin, who thought it was pretty cool and was so proud of her daughter), and peace was restored in the realm of fanfiction!Hogwarts.
And that's the last time I'm ever telling you a story.
Last week (or whenever), we left our heros and others leaving the security of Ravenclaw common room with its many blue couches and book cases to go to the Hogwarts grounds to fight the evil Jimmy Jimmy Pa conga line and the evil, vampiric or whatever type of bunnies! The HORROR!....
As the Stupid4 flew down the steps they made a stop at the Hufflepuff common room conveniently placed somewhere no one knows because they never mention it in the books. Bekah tapped out the beginning of Hey Jude on the door as a signal to tell her Puffy friends to let them in.
Annairb answered the door in a spy-like manner and with twitchy, shifty eyes.
"You called for me young Grasshoppers?"
"Yes Anna, now cut the crap and let us in, there's a crisis of great proportion going on outside!" Harly screamed.
"Fwine," Annairb said, rolling her eyes and moving back.
The Stupid4 moved into the common room and were repulsed. Whoever had ever thought that mustard yellow and black went well together clearly needed to be institutionalized.
Rolyat sat on a gigantic, comfy looking black couch reading Twilight (again) and crying.
"Rolyat, stop crying so that we can tell you what's going on," Bekah stated tapping her foot inpatiently on the floor.
"I'm not an overly-emotional Hufflepuff, I swear!" she said, wiping her tears away.
"Alrighty gang, what's going on?" Anna said in the same voice as that creepy Spanish video I have to watch every single week. (ARGH!)
"Well, you may or may not have been able to look out a window to see but since we have no idea where your common room is, that's impossible," Mikayla-la started. "You see, there's this conga line..."
"Doing Jimmy Jimmy Pa..."
"And there's these bunnies..."
"VAMPIRIC BUNNIES!!"
The Stupid4 hastily explained, blurting in over each other.
"Well, Harly and Bekah can take the bunnies seeing as how, well... you know, their condition..." Poptart said while the rest of the people in the room started scratching the back of their heads. Harly and Bekah nodded and ran off to join the rest in the battle taking place on the grounds. But not before everyone saw their awsome blood red eyes. But that's a WHOLE other story that I may or may not explain at another point in time.
The rest of the Stupid4 and their Puffy compadres followed suit and went out onto the grounds.
What they saw left them dumbstruck. It was utterly terrible! Cheesy, fake, Monty Python style bunnies were running amuck. Deanna had gotten out her awsome axe and was going stab-happy with the cheerful conga liners. Marlie brought out her broom and was chucking bludgers at the bunnies. Snape was throwing probably illegal potions at most everyone and the conga liners just kept on dancing. It was... disturbing... to say the least. Especially since both of the Snape's were laughing quite manically.
There was soon a faint rumble, growing louder and louder.
"What is that?" Poptart asked, looking around at her compadres to see if they knew. They all just shrugged and started looking for the source of the noise.
Suddenly, a stampede of tall, skinny, blonde girls appeared, all in cheerleading uniforms saying...
"The Mary-Sues?" asked Anna, very confudled at this whole situation and seriously wondering what this author was smoking as she wrote this fan fiction!
One of the girls piped up. "Why yes! We are the Mary-Sues, the perfect, smart, popular, athletic, and beautiful characters that inhabit many poorly written stories where the author has no imagination to make a character with flaws. My name is Serenity Flowerpetal Moonshine Alexandra Sunshine Darling." the girl said dazily, twirlling her hair on her finger.
"Okay then," said Rolyat, in her Dumbledore voice.
"BAD NEWS KIDS!" screamed Anna, running wildly in the other direction.
"Okay, this story is getting way out of hand!" said Super!Snape, flying in and taking authority.
"Uh, dude, there's blood all over you," said Mikayla-la, kind of disgusted.
"Oh, yeah, whatever. I think this author needs to finish this story and stop getting sidetracked." he continued.
Then a chourus line danced in!!
Just Kidding.
Harly and Bekah were able to successfully defeat the vampiric bunnies (with the help of their totally hawt friend, Eddy), Deanna got so mad, she disembodied the Mary-Sues and the conga-liners with her super awsome axe as her friends and family watched in horror (well, except for Caitlin, who thought it was pretty cool and was so proud of her daughter), and peace was restored in the realm of fanfiction!Hogwarts.
And that's the last time I'm ever telling you a story.
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Oncor! Oncoorrr! (sp?) hehehehe
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