A couple things young children.

One, I am like OMG! because they think they might have found the bodies of Anastasia and Alexei Romanov which has always been one of my favorite history mysteries ever. I'm so excited that they might have actually found them and laid everyone to rest about it all. Although I am kind of sad, I thought I was the Princess Anastasia. Another sad thing, one of my first thoughts was "So you mean the movie wasn't real?" heehee.

ANOTHER THING! OMGZ!!!!!1 On Christmas, "Sweeney Todd" (I know it's rated R but bear with me for like two seconds) comes out and it has Jack Sparrow, Bellatrix Black, and Severus Snape in it! AHH! My life is complete!!! I saw the commercial and started laughing out loud because Snape (I know his name is Alan Rickman but I prefer to call him Snape) was wearing this funny Parliment wig and looked so stupid! HA! He plays the bad guy. Poor Snape, always the bad guy. Heehee, and Jack sings. SINGS! I think Bella makes a cake as well. Hilarious. Even with the graphic, bloody violence. I have a feeling I'm not going to get to see it but I had fun laughing at the commercial.

Quote of the Week:

"OMG! THE MOVIE WAS ALL A LIE!" ~Me, on finding that Anastasia and Alexei were found.

THE other BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!!!!

Part 2 in the Claw Series...


Last week (or whenever), we left our heros and others leaving the security of Ravenclaw common room with its many blue couches and book cases to go to the Hogwarts grounds to fight the evil Jimmy Jimmy Pa conga line and the evil, vampiric or whatever type of bunnies! The HORROR!....

As the Stupid4 flew down the steps they made a stop at the Hufflepuff common room conveniently placed somewhere no one knows because they never mention it in the books. Bekah tapped out the beginning of Hey Jude on the door as a signal to tell her Puffy friends to let them in.

Annairb answered the door in a spy-like manner and with twitchy, shifty eyes.

"You called for me young Grasshoppers?"

"Yes Anna, now cut the crap and let us in, there's a crisis of great proportion going on outside!" Harly screamed.

"Fwine," Annairb said, rolling her eyes and moving back.

The Stupid4 moved into the common room and were repulsed. Whoever had ever thought that mustard yellow and black went well together clearly needed to be institutionalized.

Rolyat sat on a gigantic, comfy looking black couch reading Twilight (again) and crying.

"Rolyat, stop crying so that we can tell you what's going on," Bekah stated tapping her foot inpatiently on the floor.

"I'm not an overly-emotional Hufflepuff, I swear!" she said, wiping her tears away.

"Alrighty gang, what's going on?" Anna said in the same voice as that creepy Spanish video I have to watch every single week. (ARGH!)

"Well, you may or may not have been able to look out a window to see but since we have no idea where your common room is, that's impossible," Mikayla-la started. "You see, there's this conga line..."

"Doing Jimmy Jimmy Pa..."

"And there's these bunnies..."

"VAMPIRIC BUNNIES!!"

The Stupid4 hastily explained, blurting in over each other.

"Well, Harly and Bekah can take the bunnies seeing as how, well... you know, their condition..." Poptart said while the rest of the people in the room started scratching the back of their heads. Harly and Bekah nodded and ran off to join the rest in the battle taking place on the grounds. But not before everyone saw their awsome blood red eyes. But that's a WHOLE other story that I may or may not explain at another point in time.

The rest of the Stupid4 and their Puffy compadres followed suit and went out onto the grounds.

What they saw left them dumbstruck. It was utterly terrible! Cheesy, fake, Monty Python style bunnies were running amuck. Deanna had gotten out her awsome axe and was going stab-happy with the cheerful conga liners. Marlie brought out her broom and was chucking bludgers at the bunnies. Snape was throwing probably illegal potions at most everyone and the conga liners just kept on dancing. It was... disturbing... to say the least. Especially since both of the Snape's were laughing quite manically.

There was soon a faint rumble, growing louder and louder.

"What is that?" Poptart asked, looking around at her compadres to see if they knew. They all just shrugged and started looking for the source of the noise.

Suddenly, a stampede of tall, skinny, blonde girls appeared, all in cheerleading uniforms saying...

"The Mary-Sues?" asked Anna, very confudled at this whole situation and seriously wondering what this author was smoking as she wrote this fan fiction!

One of the girls piped up. "Why yes! We are the Mary-Sues, the perfect, smart, popular, athletic, and beautiful characters that inhabit many poorly written stories where the author has no imagination to make a character with flaws. My name is Serenity Flowerpetal Moonshine Alexandra Sunshine Darling." the girl said dazily, twirlling her hair on her finger.

"Okay then," said Rolyat, in her Dumbledore voice.

"BAD NEWS KIDS!" screamed Anna, running wildly in the other direction.

"Okay, this story is getting way out of hand!" said Super!Snape, flying in and taking authority.

"Uh, dude, there's blood all over you," said Mikayla-la, kind of disgusted.

"Oh, yeah, whatever. I think this author needs to finish this story and stop getting sidetracked." he continued.

Then a chourus line danced in!!

Just Kidding.

Harly and Bekah were able to successfully defeat the vampiric bunnies (with the help of their totally hawt friend, Eddy), Deanna got so mad, she disembodied the Mary-Sues and the conga-liners with her super awsome axe as her friends and family watched in horror (well, except for Caitlin, who thought it was pretty cool and was so proud of her daughter), and peace was restored in the realm of fanfiction!Hogwarts.

And that's the last time I'm ever telling you a story.

A Ravenclaw Fan Fiction for Harly

I just got back from a Lock-out at my friend's Amelia's church and I didn't go to sleep. At all. Seeing as how I'm delusional and somewhat, strangely hyper, I shall post this.

A Ravenclaw House Fan Fiction

~Dedicated to Harly and all the other Ravenclaws out there that just want some love~

One day, in the Ravenclaw common room, Harly sat sharpening her knife kit, Poptart was prancing around listening to music and writing uplifting poetry, and Entriken was reading "War and Peace". And G.P. was playing Guitar Hero while eating a cold meatloaf sandwhich but that's not important right now, he just wanted to be in the story.

Any who...

As I said, Entriken was reading "War and Peace" and it offered great distraction so that he could think of a way to ask Harly out.

"Uh Harly, I was wondering if..."

"If you ask me out, this goes through your skull." retorted Harly menicingely (sp?) whilst holding a particularly crude and scary looking axe (A gift from her cool Slyth friend Bekah who stole it from "Slytherin Rising"). Let it be said that Entriken backed down.

Suddenly, Bekah flew through the secret entrance way that connects the common room to the library.

"Hey, you can't come in here!" said Entriken, trying to be manly.

"Shut up, I'm a Slytherclaw, of course I can. But that's not important right now, it's... it's..." but the tension was too much for Bekah so Mikayla, who doesn't read Harry Potter but is very Slytherin-ish anyways, had to jump in...

"I GIANT CONGA LINE OF CRAZY PEOPLE DOING 'JIMMY JIMMY PA' AND VAMPIRE BUNNIES!" Mikayla-la then fainted dramatically but not without blowing a kiss to Poptart. Poptart shuddered and then screamed and ran for cover. That's when....

SUPER!SNAPE appeared!

"I'll save you! In the name of..."

"Justice?"

"No."

"Love?"

"No."

"Chunky Deer Gumbo?" said Nicole, popping out of nowhere.

"Heavens no," Sevvy-poo said, throwing up a little in his mouth.

"In the name of... LILY!" he cried, flying off to the grounds where the major battle was taking place as Harry fell on the floor, screaming in terror.

Then, the Slyth4 (Deanna, Luella, Marlie, and Rianne) pop out of nowhere and join Snapey-pie in the battle. The Stupid4 (Harly, Bekah, Poptart, and Mikayla-la) ran after them while a heartbroken Entriken decided to let out all of his emotions via depressing poetry.

Part 1, The end.

I guess I will continue this sometime later but I'm hungry and tired. Bye! (If you didn't get half of this, it's because it is mainly composed of inside jokes.)

COMING SOON TO REBEKAH'S BLOG NEAR YOU!!!!

THE other BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!! (Part 2 in this mini series or what not of Ravenclaw house stories)

BUNNIESRAWRAWRAWR!

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!!

... or maybe midgets?"

~Rianne Stormosi (singing)

Thanx to J.L. Matthews and vmorticia13. Heehee, bunnies....

Fan fiction, the fan art

Hello dear children, I would like to explain something right now. It's something along the lines of "Fanfiction and rock music make Rebekah go crazy." Or something like that. Yes, I have been reading fan fiction and yes, we have paint installed in our computer so, um, I got bored and this happened. Seeing as you're probably wondering "Who are these people?" let me explain. In the top left hand corner, is Lupin and Sirius. Like I said, crazy fan fiction, no comment. On the bottom left hand corner, we see Ol' Voldy getting heart broken and Luci (Lucius) coming to comfort him. Next to Voldypoo, we see a Harry/Ron ship. These ships are only found in exotic countries and are very rare. For a reason. Above them, we see Sevvy-kins with a broken heart and "that Granger girl" coming to comfort HIM. She has always loved him as any fool can see. In the bottom right hand corner, we see Albus/Minerva which is, sadly, now impossible (although it did sort of become impossible when he died but that doesn't count). Above them, we see Snape children (heehee).
See! I told you I went crazy! You should have seen the first one I made (Harly now has it).
Adeiu young grasshoppers.

ALAS!!!

As some of you may already know, while JK Rowling was at Carnegie Hall for her book tour, she answered many questions. One of them concerened Dumbledore. Um, you can read it here since it explains it. It's not that long so don't freak out.
If I had been drinking something at the time, it would have been across the room. I did scream "ALAS!" and said "Well that explains a lot." though. Think about it, the purple, the high heeled boots. Very frightening.
"Oh my God, the fan fiction!" ~ J.K. Rowling

These are real!

The following towns are real. Really.

Snape, England in Suffolk. I think I'll move here someday just so I can say "Hello, my name's Rebekah and I'm from Snape!"
Hell, Michigan. This was confirmed by my science teacher who lived close to here when he was younger.
Surprise, Arizona. Wouldn't that be great to walk up to someone and when they ask you where you are from say. "SURPRISE! Arizona!" like it's surprising you're from Arizona.
Crackpot, England. Enough said.

heehee, these are awsome. Possibly more to come... I don't know....

Just to let you know...

Mood: Excited! heeheehee...
Song: "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance

If you see me and I start squealing something about "Marlie and Sirius!," "FINALLY," or I start giggling, please ignore me. I just finished reading what is now posted of Slytherin Rising 4: Year of the Cat, and the ending was very squeal-ful. Even if there really wasn't anything major that had to do with Snape going on, it was lovely.

~*~*Oh, and Snape wanted to say something about his girly patronus...

"MY PATRONUS IS NOT GIRLY!"

"Sure it isn't, Sevi."

"My. Name. Isn't. SEVI!"

-This has been a moment with Sevi-

(Taylor understands my pain of spending waaayyy too much time on the computer. And I've been reading fanfiction the entire time. Quite scary. C;)

My New Obsession...

So, as you can see, I haven't been blogging very much but there is a very good reason why. 2 words...

Harry Potter.

As you know, unless you live under a rock, the 7th book came out on the 21st of July and of course, I was obsessing right away. Anyone who was on vacation with me that week knows that on the day that I was on the last leg of the book, I was on my bed all day reading and telling everyone to shut up if they talked to me. I'm not saying any spoilers yet (even though you have probably plenty of time to read it... but I'm doing this so that no ones murders me for ruining the story for them) but I think it was one of the best Harry Potter books yet. My favorite is still the 3rd one but the 7th one was a definite tear jearker.

But now on to a new but related subject, my new obsession.

Harry Potter fan fiction.

OMG

After reading the last Harry Potter book, I felt horrible for a certain prince who just so you know, is my favorite character, and felt no closure what-so-ever so I started my search for a better, for Snape and for my heart, ending to the series. I eventually came across harrypotterfanfiction.com and became officially obsessed. I found stories about how Snape's life SHOULD have gone and much much more. Very coolio. I even started to write some stories of my own but only have up one chapter of one story so more on that later.

Now on to the biggest part of my new obsession.

Slytherin Rising.

Anyone who was over at my house on Friday night knows that I am an official Slytherin and proud of it and so automatically, I started in my search of a fan fic that gave Slyths justice. This is where a certain quiz (found here) came into play.

After being told by this quiz what house you belong in, it tells you more about that house (i.e. good points, bad points). When telling me about the good points of Slytherin house, it stated that "Slytherin Rising (the fan fic) makes Slyths look good." Of course, Taylor McDoogal could see what was going to happen right away. In fact, it was probably a good thing that the internet stopped working and we had to go to bed (not that you had anything to do with that I suppose, Taylor...) because if it hadn't, I would have stayed up until I found out what this Slytherin Rising thing was and read it too.

So of course, the next day, I was determained (my inner Slyth coming out in me) to find out what this was and why I hadn't found out about it yet. Of course, not knowing that I was doomed for all eternity to read the entire series.

Which I found later is 8 books long and still a work in progress.

Ug.

But that didn't stop me from reading the first book in one day

Now, the moral of this story is...

Don't let Rebekah find out about a collection of stories that is expanding everyday and will take up most of her time.

This is a warning to all friends and family, you will not be seeing for a while and I will be writing/reading obsessively.

Thank you for your time.

It's Off To Camp We Go!

You'll probably notice this week that I won't be posting at all since I'm off to be a Jr. Counselor at the Little Kids camp. It was sort of unexpected since I didn't think I was going to get to go. So now, here I am, writing this at 6 in the morning about to head out. I have to keep backspacing though since I can't type that well before 9 in the morning.

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

My Old Blog

Today, I was browsing some blog and on a link on my mom's blog led me to GP's old blog which led me to my old blog. I just started laughing! I created that thing almost 2 years ago. Here's the link if you are interested.
http://pennyhoo-hah.blogspot.com/
HA!!!

Group Corkboard!

My Harry Potter Predictions

After reading Trey's blog about his predictions for Harry Potter, I decided to post my own;

:::CAUTION, POSSIBLE SPOILER!!!:::

1. Ron will die. I don't want him to but I think he will. He just seems like the most likely candidate out of the 3 (Harry, Hermione, and Ron) and since two of the main characters will die, I think he will be one of them.

2. Before Ron dies, He and Hermione will hook up officially (I realize that they did already in the last book but I think it will be more apparent in this one and hopefully, they won't fight as much.

3. Ginny and Harry will hook up too, but not be as close as Ron and Hermione because of all of the Voldemort stuff. But Ginny will help Harry in defeating Voldy.

4. Harry will beat Voldy. But, he'll have help from the following spirits: Daddy and Mommy Potter, Dumbledore, and Sirius. But, the actual defeating of Voldy will be done by Harry. He'll say something heroic like "I need to fight this. This is MY battle." or something along those lines and then our spirit friends will go to the sidelines, ready to attack when needed. Plus, all of Harry live friends will be fighting Death Eaters so Harry will be all alone.

5. No Quidditch. I know this was pretty much expected but I really do miss all of the Quidditch games in the old books.

6. Harry will start the book at the Dursley's to tell them he is leaving for good. They'll be the Dursley's and won't mind and that will be the last we see of them.

7. After Harry defeats Ol' Voldy, he and his friends, alive and dead, will have a touching moment as Harry lays on the ground, hurt from battle. He'll live, but you won't know that at that time. Either that or he WILL die.

Where in the world?

If you could go anywhere in the world for however long you want, where would you go? Right now, if I had to just pack my bags now, I would go to Italy and if I had to pick one town, it would be between Venice or Rome. What about you?

Fondue Pics!!!

Fondue!!!

Recently, I acquired my grandmother's vintage, unused fondue pot from the 70's. The forks were still sealed in their little plastic sleeves. OMG, soooo cute! So tonight, we made some really good and creamy chocolate fondue and we dipped vanilla cake, blueberries, marshmallows, pretzels, and cookies into it. It was UBER-Yummy!!!

Hello Again!!!

Hello again everybody! My mom convinced me to have another blog since everyone was blogging again so here it is! TA-DA!!!! But now that school is out I don't have a ton to talk to you about.

I guess I need to blog another time when I have stuff to say.

Bye-Bye Now!!