Showtunes + Roadtrip = HEEHEE!!

A couple things young children.

One, I am like OMG! because they think they might have found the bodies of Anastasia and Alexei Romanov which has always been one of my favorite history mysteries ever. I'm so excited that they might have actually found them and laid everyone to rest about it all. Although I am kind of sad, I thought I was the Princess Anastasia. Another sad thing, one of my first thoughts was "So you mean the movie wasn't real?" heehee.

ANOTHER THING! OMGZ!!!!!1 On Christmas, "Sweeney Todd" (I know it's rated R but bear with me for like two seconds) comes out and it has Jack Sparrow, Bellatrix Black, and Severus Snape in it! AHH! My life is complete!!! I saw the commercial and started laughing out loud because Snape (I know his name is Alan Rickman but I prefer to call him Snape) was wearing this funny Parliment wig and looked so stupid! HA! He plays the bad guy. Poor Snape, always the bad guy. Heehee, and Jack sings. SINGS! I think Bella makes a cake as well. Hilarious. Even with the graphic, bloody violence. I have a feeling I'm not going to get to see it but I had fun laughing at the commercial.

Quote of the Week:

"OMG! THE MOVIE WAS ALL A LIE!" ~Me, on finding that Anastasia and Alexei were found.

THE other BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!!!!

Part 2 in the Claw Series...


Last week (or whenever), we left our heros and others leaving the security of Ravenclaw common room with its many blue couches and book cases to go to the Hogwarts grounds to fight the evil Jimmy Jimmy Pa conga line and the evil, vampiric or whatever type of bunnies! The HORROR!....

As the Stupid4 flew down the steps they made a stop at the Hufflepuff common room conveniently placed somewhere no one knows because they never mention it in the books. Bekah tapped out the beginning of Hey Jude on the door as a signal to tell her Puffy friends to let them in.

Annairb answered the door in a spy-like manner and with twitchy, shifty eyes.

"You called for me young Grasshoppers?"

"Yes Anna, now cut the crap and let us in, there's a crisis of great proportion going on outside!" Harly screamed.

"Fwine," Annairb said, rolling her eyes and moving back.

The Stupid4 moved into the common room and were repulsed. Whoever had ever thought that mustard yellow and black went well together clearly needed to be institutionalized.

Rolyat sat on a gigantic, comfy looking black couch reading Twilight (again) and crying.

"Rolyat, stop crying so that we can tell you what's going on," Bekah stated tapping her foot inpatiently on the floor.

"I'm not an overly-emotional Hufflepuff, I swear!" she said, wiping her tears away.

"Alrighty gang, what's going on?" Anna said in the same voice as that creepy Spanish video I have to watch every single week. (ARGH!)

"Well, you may or may not have been able to look out a window to see but since we have no idea where your common room is, that's impossible," Mikayla-la started. "You see, there's this conga line..."

"Doing Jimmy Jimmy Pa..."

"And there's these bunnies..."

"VAMPIRIC BUNNIES!!"

The Stupid4 hastily explained, blurting in over each other.

"Well, Harly and Bekah can take the bunnies seeing as how, well... you know, their condition..." Poptart said while the rest of the people in the room started scratching the back of their heads. Harly and Bekah nodded and ran off to join the rest in the battle taking place on the grounds. But not before everyone saw their awsome blood red eyes. But that's a WHOLE other story that I may or may not explain at another point in time.

The rest of the Stupid4 and their Puffy compadres followed suit and went out onto the grounds.

What they saw left them dumbstruck. It was utterly terrible! Cheesy, fake, Monty Python style bunnies were running amuck. Deanna had gotten out her awsome axe and was going stab-happy with the cheerful conga liners. Marlie brought out her broom and was chucking bludgers at the bunnies. Snape was throwing probably illegal potions at most everyone and the conga liners just kept on dancing. It was... disturbing... to say the least. Especially since both of the Snape's were laughing quite manically.

There was soon a faint rumble, growing louder and louder.

"What is that?" Poptart asked, looking around at her compadres to see if they knew. They all just shrugged and started looking for the source of the noise.

Suddenly, a stampede of tall, skinny, blonde girls appeared, all in cheerleading uniforms saying...

"The Mary-Sues?" asked Anna, very confudled at this whole situation and seriously wondering what this author was smoking as she wrote this fan fiction!

One of the girls piped up. "Why yes! We are the Mary-Sues, the perfect, smart, popular, athletic, and beautiful characters that inhabit many poorly written stories where the author has no imagination to make a character with flaws. My name is Serenity Flowerpetal Moonshine Alexandra Sunshine Darling." the girl said dazily, twirlling her hair on her finger.

"Okay then," said Rolyat, in her Dumbledore voice.

"BAD NEWS KIDS!" screamed Anna, running wildly in the other direction.

"Okay, this story is getting way out of hand!" said Super!Snape, flying in and taking authority.

"Uh, dude, there's blood all over you," said Mikayla-la, kind of disgusted.

"Oh, yeah, whatever. I think this author needs to finish this story and stop getting sidetracked." he continued.

Then a chourus line danced in!!

Just Kidding.

Harly and Bekah were able to successfully defeat the vampiric bunnies (with the help of their totally hawt friend, Eddy), Deanna got so mad, she disembodied the Mary-Sues and the conga-liners with her super awsome axe as her friends and family watched in horror (well, except for Caitlin, who thought it was pretty cool and was so proud of her daughter), and peace was restored in the realm of fanfiction!Hogwarts.

And that's the last time I'm ever telling you a story.

A Ravenclaw Fan Fiction for Harly

I just got back from a Lock-out at my friend's Amelia's church and I didn't go to sleep. At all. Seeing as how I'm delusional and somewhat, strangely hyper, I shall post this.

A Ravenclaw House Fan Fiction

~Dedicated to Harly and all the other Ravenclaws out there that just want some love~

One day, in the Ravenclaw common room, Harly sat sharpening her knife kit, Poptart was prancing around listening to music and writing uplifting poetry, and Entriken was reading "War and Peace". And G.P. was playing Guitar Hero while eating a cold meatloaf sandwhich but that's not important right now, he just wanted to be in the story.

Any who...

As I said, Entriken was reading "War and Peace" and it offered great distraction so that he could think of a way to ask Harly out.

"Uh Harly, I was wondering if..."

"If you ask me out, this goes through your skull." retorted Harly menicingely (sp?) whilst holding a particularly crude and scary looking axe (A gift from her cool Slyth friend Bekah who stole it from "Slytherin Rising"). Let it be said that Entriken backed down.

Suddenly, Bekah flew through the secret entrance way that connects the common room to the library.

"Hey, you can't come in here!" said Entriken, trying to be manly.

"Shut up, I'm a Slytherclaw, of course I can. But that's not important right now, it's... it's..." but the tension was too much for Bekah so Mikayla, who doesn't read Harry Potter but is very Slytherin-ish anyways, had to jump in...

"I GIANT CONGA LINE OF CRAZY PEOPLE DOING 'JIMMY JIMMY PA' AND VAMPIRE BUNNIES!" Mikayla-la then fainted dramatically but not without blowing a kiss to Poptart. Poptart shuddered and then screamed and ran for cover. That's when....

SUPER!SNAPE appeared!

"I'll save you! In the name of..."

"Justice?"

"No."

"Love?"

"No."

"Chunky Deer Gumbo?" said Nicole, popping out of nowhere.

"Heavens no," Sevvy-poo said, throwing up a little in his mouth.

"In the name of... LILY!" he cried, flying off to the grounds where the major battle was taking place as Harry fell on the floor, screaming in terror.

Then, the Slyth4 (Deanna, Luella, Marlie, and Rianne) pop out of nowhere and join Snapey-pie in the battle. The Stupid4 (Harly, Bekah, Poptart, and Mikayla-la) ran after them while a heartbroken Entriken decided to let out all of his emotions via depressing poetry.

Part 1, The end.

I guess I will continue this sometime later but I'm hungry and tired. Bye! (If you didn't get half of this, it's because it is mainly composed of inside jokes.)

COMING SOON TO REBEKAH'S BLOG NEAR YOU!!!!

THE other BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!! (Part 2 in this mini series or what not of Ravenclaw house stories)

BUNNIESRAWRAWRAWR!

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!!

... or maybe midgets?"

~Rianne Stormosi (singing)

Thanx to J.L. Matthews and vmorticia13. Heehee, bunnies....

Fan fiction, the fan art

Hello dear children, I would like to explain something right now. It's something along the lines of "Fanfiction and rock music make Rebekah go crazy." Or something like that. Yes, I have been reading fan fiction and yes, we have paint installed in our computer so, um, I got bored and this happened. Seeing as you're probably wondering "Who are these people?" let me explain. In the top left hand corner, is Lupin and Sirius. Like I said, crazy fan fiction, no comment. On the bottom left hand corner, we see Ol' Voldy getting heart broken and Luci (Lucius) coming to comfort him. Next to Voldypoo, we see a Harry/Ron ship. These ships are only found in exotic countries and are very rare. For a reason. Above them, we see Sevvy-kins with a broken heart and "that Granger girl" coming to comfort HIM. She has always loved him as any fool can see. In the bottom right hand corner, we see Albus/Minerva which is, sadly, now impossible (although it did sort of become impossible when he died but that doesn't count). Above them, we see Snape children (heehee).
See! I told you I went crazy! You should have seen the first one I made (Harly now has it).
Adeiu young grasshoppers.

ALAS!!!

As some of you may already know, while JK Rowling was at Carnegie Hall for her book tour, she answered many questions. One of them concerened Dumbledore. Um, you can read it here since it explains it. It's not that long so don't freak out.
If I had been drinking something at the time, it would have been across the room. I did scream "ALAS!" and said "Well that explains a lot." though. Think about it, the purple, the high heeled boots. Very frightening.
"Oh my God, the fan fiction!" ~ J.K. Rowling